This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME
Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
FIRMLY GRASP IT
I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood
like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right
"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."
What’s your career Plan B?
i think you can tell a lot about a person by which harry potter death caused them the most pain
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Can you not?
ignore ryan. ignore him. do not look at him. avert your eyes from his scrawny ass drowning in those spring colored shorts. ignore his size fifty feet in those flip flops. ignore it all. do not look at his gay sailor salute. don’t look at it. don’t even look at brendon wearing a towel instead of pants.
look at spencer lurking through ryan’s fucking arm.