for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’
jerry is here
GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
if you don’t remember actively wishing for a t-mobile sidekick you aren’t old enough for friendship w/ me
*tips chromosomes* m’tosis
and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar
what do i use to find the diagonal of a shrektangle?
the farquaadratic formula
American Horror Story: Murder House
get your game on